Wild Africa

So I haven't posted on this thing since I opened it, mostly because I have had so many long stories that I've just been posting on my own blog. But, here are a few highlights that also serve to prove that nothing in my life makes sense anymore.

1. Matt Bishop and I were on the same flight to Madrid, where I had a 15-hour layover, so I hung out with him, his brother, and his brother's friend in Spain. IN SPAIN. What are the chances? I just calculated it: 1 in 18380490314839104835.

2. I've seen (and tasted) pretty much every game animal there is in South Africa. In case you were wondering, zebras and warthogs aren't just cute; they're DELICIOUS. Also, I played with baby lions and baby tigers and they are the most cuddly yet potentially deadly animals I have ever encountered.

3. The babies at the orphanage that my friend Russell works at are ADORABLE. Unfortunately, I'm not permitted to post pictures of them on the internet, because their future parents don't want to see pictures of their children on random websites. I'll just have to show them to you when I get back... or, I could just steal one and bring him or her back to the States with me.

Also, I've noticed that several of you have written posts but only saved them instead of publishing them. That's right; I'm talking to you, Lindsay, Sunny, and Coop. I'm giving you guys the chance to delete them; otherwise, as administrator, I'm going to publish them for all the world to see. Because I wield that kind of power. BWAHAHAHA!

Okay, that's my update. I hope the rest of you have slightly more control over what is happening in your life right now than I do, but from your posts, that doesn't seem to be the case...